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So there's this video game called Stubbs the Zombie: Rebel Without A Pulse. For reasons that are entirely too complicated to explain, if you (the zombie) manage to beat the police captain in a dance contest, you are rewarded with a "bonus sequence" of a Barbershop Quartet (an EVIL Barbershop Quarter, actually) performing a delightful song about a gal named Maggie and her marvelous melons.
Since I went to the trouble of finding a video of this song and then extracting the audio, I figured why not share it with the very tiny world who reads this. There's not many songs out there with lines like "I won't chew your rind if you won't spit my seed".
March 21 2006, 12:21:48 UTC 6 years ago
March 21 2006, 16:56:00 UTC 6 years ago
Now I might. :)
March 21 2006, 18:12:19 UTC 6 years ago
For example, there's a level that takes place on a farm. If you happen to enter a large barn, you'll notice that there's a giant American Flag painted on one wall. If you wander close enough to said flag, you're treated to a cutscene of Stubbs The Zombie delivering a Patton-esque speech to all the other zombies, using just the word "Brains!" over and over again.
March 27 2006, 00:54:47 UTC 6 years ago